I Stand Alone
Label: Geffen Records
Even if you disregard the fact that Jackyl's stage show involves band members chain-sawing various wooden objects to pieces, this band's debut goes down in history as one of, if not THE, dumbest records ever made. Such accolades are not easily achieved so don't misunderstand us. We have the utmost respect for something this bad. You should too. Try "The Lumberjack."