Touch A Touch A Touch A Touch Me
The Glee kids doing the time warp is a no-brainer. After all, this group prides itself on its campy choral conversions of pop culture and its status as the school "freaks." Naturally, their Rocky delivers: Finn and Rachel swoon through "Damn It, Janet"; Mercedes belts out a fabulous "Sweet Transvestite"; and even OCD counselor Emma Pillsbury gets in on the game, cooing a cheeky, dirty "Touch A" (guess that wouldn't be exactly appropriate for the kids to sing). They're all a bit too squeaky clean to truly pull off Rocky-level horror, but it's a pleasure to hear them fly a real freak flag.